Is it normal to miss your booty call?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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