Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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