A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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