i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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