is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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