I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
dude. I can hear the air.
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