It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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