My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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