no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Randomize
