I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just want nice things and good sex
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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