butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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