Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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