Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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