Duck Duck Cougar?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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