I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
