Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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