I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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