fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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