How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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