For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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