I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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