So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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