i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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