remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize