We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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