Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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