I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I would ride that face into the sunset
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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