I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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