So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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