Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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