Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
someone owes me an orgasm
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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