oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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