Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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