Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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