love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Randomize
