Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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