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Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself

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Is this the I'm gay speech?

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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.

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(906): View more from Michigan

How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he asked me to hangout with him...and his son

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup

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(386): View more from Florida

well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️

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(513): View more from Ohio

Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science

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