Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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