Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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