when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I FOUND THE LEGS
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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