it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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