Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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