guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
my liver is dry heaving
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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