Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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