the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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