I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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