Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Every concussion has its silver lining
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
