can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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