So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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