We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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