If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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