fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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