We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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