Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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